walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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