They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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