I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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