Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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