in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
