Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm at about main and main street
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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