That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Boobs speak an international language.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic