if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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