In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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