Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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