you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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