She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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