i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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