Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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