and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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