And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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