is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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