We're facebook friends in real life
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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