he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
being pregnant is like rehab
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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