i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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