living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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