Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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