I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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