Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
