Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think a kid would responsible me up
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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