Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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