I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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