You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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