Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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