why didn't you poke me back
I think I am morally bankrupt
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
two words...techno handjob
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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