I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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