i don't like sucking hair
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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