i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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