I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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