I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
3pm strippers are depressing
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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