I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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