I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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