Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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