Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My dad is sitting where you rode me
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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