I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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