can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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