Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm both gender and math confused
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