real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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