Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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