Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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