well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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