**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize