Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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