i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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