Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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