I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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