I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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