DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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