i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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